Top 10 Uses for a Headscarf (Dupatta)

10) Rappelling down the side of a burning Afghan wedding hall.
9) Tourniquet
8) Picnic blanket
7) Backdrop at a trade fair
6) Flagging down a rescue chopper
5) Bandito-style mask in a dust storm
4) Sarong/beach cover-up
3) Table cloth
2) Hand towel
1) Escaping a mine field (ask me how!)